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Posted on 23rd Apr at 7:00 PM, with 35,451 notes

phannahtom:

The most fun a poor art history major can have without selling their soul for the ability to travel the world. 

Google maps lets you go in places now: Musee d’Orsay, The Met, Versailles, all of the places above, and tons more. I am pleased. 

Tagged: #!!!!!!!!,
Posted on 23rd Apr at 3:00 PM, with 70,919 notes

wet-chrome:

I always feel like I should apologize for my personal posts, but then I realize that I have Ultimate Blog Power. I can write an essay about how sad I am and then post ten pictures of dogs rollerblading. You can’t stop me.

Posted on 23rd Apr at 2:42 PM, with 174,093 notes

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
Posted on 23rd Apr at 2:40 PM, with 121,628 notes

karaokekarkat:

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

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Posted on 23rd Apr at 2:36 PM, with 238,447 notes

thelucidfox:

Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you

Posted on 23rd Apr at 2:29 PM, with 1,850 notes

policymic:

NYPD’s #myNYPD Twitter campaign backfires spectacularly

Well, that escalated quickly.

What was intended as a feel-good PR campaign morphed into something else entirely when the NYPD called on Twitter users to post photos of themselves posing with their friendly local police officers.

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Posted on 23rd Apr at 2:18 PM, with 807 notes
celanderine:

never ever not drawing sailor moon
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celanderine:

never ever not drawing sailor moon

Posted on 23rd Apr at 2:10 PM, with 301,672 notes

kill-whitepeople:

what you can’t see in these photos is the person holding her at gunpoint

Posted on 23rd Apr at 1:08 PM, with 66,144 notes

itsseamus:

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

image

Posted on 23rd Apr at 1:08 PM, with 209,504 notes

dumblr-feminist:

gerardgayofficial:

not-awh0re:

drarna:

mageyoulook:

the tears of laughter I cry are real.

this truly is the best post on tumblr

"Well, what I’m I gonna do now? I’ve got your face tattooed on my arm!"

'idk, give him angry eyebrows or something.'

She knew him for a WEEK AND SHE DID THIS?

Posted on 23rd Apr at 12:46 PM, with 208,442 notes

ernbarassing:

If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house

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